There's a little thing called "service position" on Audis of a certain age. You see, as cool as old Audis are, they did this kind of dumb thing where they jammed the engine bay so full of motor that there was no room left to actually work on the car, save for changing spark plugs and the valve cover gasket. Anything on the front of the engine necessitated removing the entire front end.
So, as my cheap-as-chips S6 Avant went into the bay for a long overdue timing belt job, I got to see just how much labor happens before the actual labor happens. And realize that while all this labor is happening, there will be more labor happening when the front end is put back on. It's insane.
Bumper, grills, lights, radiator, rad support - all off the car before you even touch the timing belt. When this work was started, it was also realized the main pulley for the timing belt was junk and the tensioner was squealing with glee. I found a pulley in Germany, new in the box (and otherwise obsolete); the tensioner is seriously NLA but someone fortunately figured out that a bearing from a Volvo is the same part as originally supplied in the Audi, so that will be swapped in as well.
I'm looking forward to actually driving this turbocharged five-cylinder wagon, and still very glad it was as cheap as it was.